Games of minimal exertion

Games played after gorging one's self on food. Perfect for the family get togethers, tailgate parties, or even after a trip to the Golden Corral with friends. Typical games include horse shoes, bean bags, or for the ambitious, darts.

Aunt Bev, that was a great Thanksgiving meal! I'm stuffed! It's time for some games of minimal exertion. Uncle Cletus, let's go throw some horse shoes!

Games of minimal exertion by wheredidmypantsgo November 25, 2010

the redeagle exemption 

You knew who/what I was when you added me on Facebook there for you have no right to get mad/offended by something that I say or do.

Guy 1: Dude I can't believe you said that
Redeagle: You knew I said stuff like that when you added me
Guy 1: I guess you are right, you using the Redeagle exemption.

the redeagle exemption by Mikehoncho December 3, 2013

excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes

My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!

excretion geometry by Doddi October 17, 2007

Exrection 

When you view something so horrible and vile that the penis hides away inside the body for protection and to have a little cry.

"Hey, did you see that picture of a man shoving a metal pipe down his knobhole I linked you?"

"Yes I did. You cunt. It gave me an exrection."

Exrection by Pearo November 12, 2013

Exemption 

1. Freedom from an obligation: Permission or entitlement not to do something that others are obliged to do.

2. Exempt person or thing: Somebody who or something that is exempt, e.g. income that is not taxed.

1. An exemption from jury duty.
2. A range of tax exemptions.

Exemption by Jafje April 10, 2007

shawshank exemption 

To be so ugly and undesirable that even the prison population wouldn't engage you in sodomy.

Dude is so ugly he gets a shawshank exemption.

shawshank exemption by amra July 12, 2006

exceptional individual

A more politically correct way to call someone retarded.

Rob Ford was a... *remembers he's in polite company* ... er, an exceptional individual.

exceptional individual by anonymous_________ September 3, 2017