dildo

a plastic penis many women use them to pleasure thmeselves. Also see vibrator

I don't need you, I have a dildo!

by DizzyLizzy November 22, 2006

dildo

An extremely reliable device used when male genitalia is not desired, cannot stand up to the occasion,or needs a little help. They are readily available, hard and waiting, to stimulate with no purpose but to provide pleasure to it's user. One size does not have to fit all!

"Why get real? Dildos are cheaper and come in prettier colors."

by Sky October 2, 2003

dildo

An Insult For A Person Not Real Enough To Be Called A Dick.

That Dude Is Being Such a Dildo!

by Mister Ian L. Fuller March 2, 2017

dildo

A rod thingy that associates with penis,like a hotdog.

Anonymous:She likes dildos?
Y/n:yep,gross.

by GIEBUG!! December 7, 2022

dildo

A sex toy used to pleasure women and sometimes gay men .

"Hey, what's a dildo?"
"A dildo is ...."

"?"
"Stick it up your ass

by mgklover March 12, 2015

dildo

A cylinder/ penis like tube made out of rubber or sylicon used to smack children with when they missbehave or piss you off.

Can often be purple or black with spikes.

Can also be used to masturbate

Bobby; mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom
Mom; bobby shut up or im going to beat you up with my dildo
Bobby; MOM
Mom * smacks with dildo*

Mom; now shut up dont make me take the black one with spikes out!

by crazytaco February 16, 2011

dildo

a fake man for hypocritical girls.

"I don't need a man! BZZZZ."

Why do most girls usually buy dark colored oversized dildos, ERRRRR nevermind...

by anonymous April 15, 2005