Did I ask 

An already dead question asked by entitled knobs who think you need their permission for you to join a conversation. Also the cause of the depressed quiet kids who can't talk at all. Crazier when they ask why they're so fucking quiet.

'Did I ask for you to be so entitled to think you're the only one who's allowed to say something? I don't need your permission to speak you fuck.'

Did I ask by whoopsigotanexistentialcrisis! May 18, 2023

Did I ask? 

One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.

Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death

Did I ask? by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

Did I do good mister Yeat? 

What drake says after recording his adlib in IDGAF

Drake- Did I do good mister Yeat?
Yeat- No

Did I do good mister Yeat? by gyratinglefteyebrow October 10, 2023

did I write all this 

Kenneth nguyen

Did I write all this on the internet in 2024 they are all bad ppl a

did I write all this by Wolf murder November 18, 2023

What the fuck did i just watch 

When you accidentally watched something you shouldn't watch, or watched something with non-interesting content

Person: *clicks on random camouflaged porn website*
Person: *sees*
Person: *closes tab* what the fuck did i just watch

What the fuck did i just watch by zycone August 8, 2019

What the fuck did I just read? 

A question that you ask yourself after browsing Urbandictionary for prolonged periods of time.

Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.

search "1000000000th base" just up there in the search bar if you really want the "What the fuck did I just read?" experience. It's some really vile shit, so you HAVE been warned.

What the fuck did I just read? by Fruitfly April 13, 2014

What the fuck did I just watch 

The perfect thing to say after you have just watched a video which made absolutely no fucking sense/left you confused.

After watching the stopmotion spongebob video, I asked myself "What the fuck did I just watch"

What the fuck did I just watch by MessicanRapist August 17, 2010