D.B.A.J. 

Abbreviation for "Don't Be a Jack." Similiar words/ phrases: Don't be a loser, don't be a puss, don't be a moron, sack-up, get a life, don't be an ass. Can also be used after a joke bombs or when something genuinely stupid is done.

What do you mean you didn't call her? Dude, D.B.A.J., just do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Shutup, D.B.A.J.

D.B.A.J. by hillary_cali September 7, 2005

D.B.S 

DirtyBieberSecrets.tumblr.com:

A Tumblr blog that ended up as a trending topic on Twitter.

They are submissions from teenage girls and often guys about their time having sex with Justin Bieber (they're all made up)

Alfredo Flores tweeted:

"@JustinBieber WAIT until I show you what I just found... OMG just wait. #DEAD -__- HINT: D.B.S"

D.B.S by OLLG September 5, 2011

D.B.G. 

Douche Bag Generation

Bo is the biggest douche bag of the D.B.G.

D.B.G. by H.O.I. December 13, 2016

D.B.Z. 

To fall while skating, surfboaring, in-line skating, etc... and skid, bounce, and/or roll several times across the surface of the medium. In short, a massive whipe out. Based on the epic crash landings of the anime "Dragon Ball Z."

~"Dude did you just see me D.B.Z.!?"
-"Yeah! That was hardcore!"

D.B.Z. by Tuna-Luna February 3, 2008

D-B-Y-M-O-S-E 

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.

"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.

D-B-Y-M-O-S-E by worldgoesround June 10, 2010

D.B.B.C.

Drink Beer Bang Chicks, it's a way of life

Guy1: Dude, whatchya up to this weekend?
Guy2: Ya know the usual D.B.B.C.

D.B.B.C. by The Bohemian Princess February 24, 2010

D.B.D 

A poor quality illegal D.V.D bought from a oriental women resulting in the above pronounciation.

Would you like buy D.B.D?

D.B.D by Oliver Smith December 24, 2008