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Nouvelle cuisine 

Fuck all food
A very small amount of food
Nouvelle cuisine, french for fuck all
Nouvelle cuisine by daveuk123 June 16, 2023

lean cuisine ass bitch

A man that is physically battling a very fat woman he is a lean cuisine ass bitch.
Back the fuck up you “lean cuisine ass bitch

Quamino Cuisine

The collective cuisine of enslaved and free Black Americans of Northeastern Mid-Atlantic and New England descent.
Joe Frogger cookies and Philadelphia pepper pot are probably some of my favorite foods in Quamino cuisine.

Kaitlyn’s Cuisine 

It’s a Female who knows she’s good looking takes advantage of situations in her favour!

Loves to tease but not chase!

In short terms a booty call
“I love my Kaitlyn’s Cuisine, she keeps secrets safe!”
“Be careful of her I heard shes a Kaitlyn’s Cuisine”
I can’t wait to indulge in my Kaitlyn’s Cuisine

Cafe of cuisine

The act of farting on pasta then having your partner eat it and then proceeds to commit to throwing up in your ass then fucking you
I just had the best cafe of cuisine
Cafe of cuisine by Mango mustard January 28, 2026

La Cusine 

La Cusine did the best pizzas in Bristol Town, the 16 inch Le Pepperoni, mix grill, the mexican, charquteri or the legendary grease-galore Meat feast. So many memories the friendly staff, the random pictures of dogs and motorcycles on the wall and most importantly the cheapest prices. Now though; the shutters have been down for a year or two, thus Bristolians depair at the demise of La Cusine: Our take away you can never fully take away from our hearts... now I'm off to cry allover a shitty Mccain's Microwavable Pizza.
Nick- Remember that delicious Pizzaria - La Cusine?

Ben- Of course! I'm not a Lobotomized Sausage Muncher.

Nick- Well some say..They saw smoke rising from the chimneys. The factory was back in business! But not a single person has been seen going into La Cusine, or coming out of it! I think it's oompa loompas or illegal imigrant workers.

Ben- Keep dreaming La Cusine is no more. Besides oompa loompas are extinct while imigrants are smelted down and turned into WD40 & kebab meat.

Nick- You make an interesting point, but please leave my bathroom I need to shave my legs.

Ben- No.

Nick- Yes.

Ben- ok
La Cusine by tmeucci June 29, 2011