When your undercarriage gets sweaty from running or whatver activity. AKA Sweaty Nutz, swamp ass.
No running for me today, It gives me a terrible case of the wonky britches.
by TastesLikeDeadBaby June 8, 2005
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A Person that Pees on thierself everytime the get a spanking!!!!
You stupid ass Kid!!!!!!!!! You're such a pissy britches!!
by he he June 27, 2003
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1) a person who passes gas throughout the day.
2) a person who likes to be screwed in the ass otherwise know as a pillow biter
1) Oh, man that stinks, whistle britches you’re supposed to FYI.
2) Al is definitely the whistle britches between him and Michael
by Day Shift October 14, 2005
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1. Someone who is strong-willed, stands up for their beliefs and is firm in their values, who 'tells it like it is", truthful or completely honest.

2. Someone considered a "smarty pants" because of their confidence, intelligence and helpful willingness to share with others.
1.Whistle britches over there just told me she's a Christian woman and she's not comfortable with the way I've been looking at her and my innuendos ...whew, she ain't scared to nip it in the bud straight up!

2.Here comes whistle britches, she was right again about how we should organize the Garden Center! I resent that she is right so much but you gotta respect her!
by WordSmithB January 12, 2011
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A term for someone who doesn't shave their undercarriage.
That porn star would have much more mainstream success if she wasn't such a fuzzy britches.
by this cat right here October 27, 2015
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When a woman has hosted a cock party taking cream pies.
Lisa has had sparkly britches all week, she is such a slut
by mgnilk April 28, 2015
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