The feeling you get after you eat too much, and you lay down, partially in pain, partially in exaustion, and shout out a large mono-syllabic noise, like aaaaggggggggrrrhhh
I went to Sizzler and got the endless steak and shrimp combo, after that i think i suffered from the bloated effect.
by K and H August 24, 2004
by dukie808 March 18, 2008
any abnormal general swelling, or increase in diameter of the abdominal area following ingestion of large food quantities from a slightly elevated mexican fast food chain
Following a carnitas burrito, a quesadilla and two bags of limey-saltarrific chips, Joe Collegestudent rocket slam-dunked for the first time in his life before collapsing on his dorm bed with his girlfriend. The night turned south once his overwhelming flatulence and paralyzing chipot-bloat prevented him from advancing past first base.
by Dave-S March 13, 2011
The act of licking ones semen off the anal opening of partner after ejaculation and adding a few extra thrusts to cause semen to become "frothy".
Don't move. I'm going in for a frothy bloat.
by Validus Draco April 16, 2006
the equivalent of a butt monkey, aka magnetic bloat nut, magical bloat nut, musical bloat nut... etc
by Adam Miller August 6, 2005
A woman's period. Murder meaning: sever mood swings, irrational thinking, and random bickering. Bloat meaning: a literal widening of the waist and stomach regions.
Guy 1: Bro, why were your girlfriend's jeans unbuttoned and what was with her attitude?
Guy 2: Murder she bloat.
Guy 1: Oh, sorry.
Guy 2: Murder she bloat.
Guy 1: Oh, sorry.
by simplekindofman June 18, 2010
Facebook Bloat Syndrome (FbBS) was coined on 3/29/2011 and refers to the problem that 90% of Facebookers have: A friends list that is at least over 200 people which you only interact with maybe 10 of them. It's easy to friend people, look at their pictures and be done with it. Removing "friends" is easier than friending them but is rarely used.
Jack: I have a giant e-penis because I have 700 friends.
Jill: How many of those 700 have you interacted with over the last 6 weeks?
Jack: 2
Jill: I see you are suffering from a severe case of Facebook Bloat Syndrome.
Jill: How many of those 700 have you interacted with over the last 6 weeks?
Jack: 2
Jill: I see you are suffering from a severe case of Facebook Bloat Syndrome.
by BoatGoy March 30, 2011