Maya Barlow

a fuggo who no one likes and no one wants to be near, usually blonde and pale, or black, no in between. if you meet a maya barlow.. run. usually a cow who eats fresh cock for breakfast.

Hey look it's Maya Barlow, lets leave.

by Jjkjvtyv June 12, 2023

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john barlow

Refers to a guys dick.

Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(

by Pavill November 23, 2011

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Trinity Barlow

A fucking retard of a human that is dyslexic and half-deaf.

Teacher:Trinity Barlow can you read to the class
Trinity:I'm dyslexic you cunt

by Akali ^-^ May 25, 2022

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The Big Barlow Spectacular

All out nuclear war, where everyone ends up looking like the ghoul on the marquee of Zombie.

Man get ready, The Big Barlow Spectacular is coming.

by king1dominate April 9, 2017

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He is the best and all mighty god of the human realm, when he teaches Design, the entire class is mesmerized and cant wait to see him again. He is so cool and scary. He will tell you to leave the room while smiling and looking at a different classmate. He seems like he has yellow eyes and somehow has never dropped his laptop while going upstairs to teach drama. He will always be late but his students dont care because they love him too much

Student 1: WHO IS THAT, HE IS SO COOL!!!

Student 2: THATS MR BARLOW, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH MR BARLOW?

Mr. Barlow: youre late, get out of my classroom :)

by MashallaBruderPerson February 1, 2023

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