Bald martin Is the Literal God, Some might say the Ultimate God (and there right)
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted
HEs Literal god
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted
HEs Literal god
Bald martin
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
by Fricking dumbass February 25, 2020
A term that denotes a person who is infatuated with Ninjago, obsessed with a Roblox game called "Saber Showdown", and is also bald.
esp. someone who suffers from chronic and compulsive halfswinging.
esp. someone who suffers from chronic and compulsive halfswinging.
by Alverum July 9, 2023
Bald Martin is our saviour
by Rain Katie December 7, 2019
A person who is balding but maintains long luscious locks (mullet) at the back has both an almost entirely bald head and simultaneously, a mullet is said to have a Bald Mullet which is also known as a Skullet.
by Professor Pro January 5, 2012
"HA HA BALD BETH WHERES YOUR HAIR HA HA"
"you're not even a real gamer"
"i can't believe nobody guessed you were the imposter"
*gives ps5*
"you're not even a real gamer"
"i can't believe nobody guessed you were the imposter"
*gives ps5*
by Determinate May 13, 2021
by JapBash February 27, 2017
She got a little mouthy so I slapped the bad bishop around on her checks a few times.
She loves to worship with the bald bishop.
My bald Bishop was hanging out my gym shorts during that set.
She loves to worship with the bald bishop.
My bald Bishop was hanging out my gym shorts during that set.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020