i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad

"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s by sad.emo_boi August 13, 2020

I.W.T.K.M.B.I.K.I.W.M.Y.S 

I want to kill myself but I know it will make you sad

You - I.W.T.K.M.B.I.K.I.W.M.Y.S
Random Person - *gets it* bro u ok?
You - Ig

I.W.T.K.M.B.I.K.I.W.M.Y.S by By PainHub November 28, 2021

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F 

I
Love
You
But
I
Know
You
Don't
Feel

The

Same

Way
And
You
Rather

Just
Stay
Friends

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F ilybikydftswayrjsf

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F by sad_BOI2004 November 23, 2021

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”

you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. by anonymous September 20, 2021

A.B.W.O.T. 

A big waste of time, could also be pronounced abwot.

Brushing your teeth and then eating before bed is A.B.W.O.T.!

A.B.W.O.T. by PrincessR November 26, 2009

W.P.T.T.L.B.B.

Acronym meaning: White People Think They Look Better Brown.

The tanning salon business is a $5 billion-a-year industry because white people think they look better brown.

'W.P.T.T.L.B.B.' celebs include Jessica Alba, Snookie, and the Situation.

W.P.T.T.L.B.B. by emcc2 June 23, 2010

T.G.W.W.H.W.D.B.E.H.H.N.M.H.H.H.T. 

The Guy Who Wishes He Was Dead Because Everyone Hates Him No Matter How Hard He Tries

Stranger 1: Who's that guy over there sitting all alone?

Stranger 2: Ohhh, that's just T.G.W.W.H.W.D.B.E.H.H.N.M.H.H.H.T.; don't worry about him, he'll just be a loser for life.

T.G.W.W.H.W.D.B.E.H.H.N.M.H.H.H.T. by TGWWHWDBEHHNMHHHT March 6, 2021