Whenever my neighbor waters his shrubs, he wags the garden hose between his legs and waves to traffic. Total accidental adult.
I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.
I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.
by Peeper Winkman April 27, 2010
A theater that only plays pornographic movies(Gay or Straight). Seating varies but usually has at least one area(couch,platform, etc) for sex acts to be performed for the entertainment and/or participation by the theater patrons.
I went to the Adult Theater Friday night and there was a Woman there whos Husband was letting anyone have sex with Her. She couldn't get enough.
by Shades_1970 July 20, 2015
by GennnX January 15, 2016
A millennial adult, with or without kids, that can't stop talking about Disney, including the movies and the parks. Even if they do have kids, they're still way more obsessed with it that their kids ever would be. They probably engage in casual "Disneybounding" and visit the theme parks at least once a year. They are obsessed with everything Disney and probably have a Mickey Mouse bumper sticker and/or tattoo. One of the most terrifyingly intense people you'll ever encounter.
by annababechase January 28, 2021
by Gatho November 25, 2006
mother : sweetie its time for you to go to bed give me your phone
15yr old : how come you get to be on your phone all day
mother : because im an adult
15yr old : how come you get to be on your phone all day
mother : because im an adult
by DjDorian1 November 7, 2017
Person 1: why did jimmy leave the party so early
Person 2: his adult pacifier ran out of juice so he got antsy and had to go buy more
Person 2: his adult pacifier ran out of juice so he got antsy and had to go buy more
by SuperSl1ck April 24, 2022