adam

an ugly, fat kid with a muffintop who no one likes. if you meet him, you'll wish you never had. he smells like cat piss and thinks hes super attractive but in reality, hes scum. he's a player and a douche bag.
you wanna hear a muffin joke?........... adam.
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adam

He is a big fat cunt
by Havox October 24, 2017
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adam

hes the first person in the world to get laid. very very sexy man gets all the girls. great at football and loves sports.
adam gave it to me hard last night
by XxPussySlayer420xX September 27, 2017
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adam

someone who has a tiny dick also is a dick
your such an adam
by badink April 17, 2017
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adam

a bold asshole who has a super small cock and watches shemale porn
by g00f.8 January 02, 2018
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adam

adam is epic pog sophie lindsay adam merone jonah
woah dude that was a god damn adam moment
by Kailum October 29, 2020
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adam

the one man to outweigh lizzo. He need 50 big macs just for a snack. he need 30 helicopters to just move a foot
and if god forbid moves himself he creates a 9.0 earthquake he can feel because of all the fat. He's so dumb that he brought a knife to school and showed it to a principal. and stole over 300 dollars from a teacher. he is a dumbass fatass piece of shit
have you seen adam "who cant see that fatass"
by alsdjflaksjdfklasd January 17, 2020
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