When two men use their spent semen to epoxy their foreskins together so you can't tell where one wanker ends and the other begins.
"Tell Nurse Dana to get the Novocaine ready. Those guys with the Siamese Aardvark look like screamers"!
by Barry Thorson August 29, 2010
by mrprestwick April 19, 2005
Carmen Electra is very Loveless Aardvark.
by flik November 5, 2003
Shorthand for asking people the name of the first artist on their iPod or iTunes, based on the fact that "aardvark" is the first word in the English dictionary.
by squiddlydiddly May 19, 2010
by brianlafeve November 20, 2019
by thisismypseudonym222 October 9, 2015
When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.
Male:.....slithering penis.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019