log

a very long, solid peice of shit. sometimes so large in gurth it makes one cry or grap thier ankles and really push.

i had the biggest log today

by Jay May 10, 2003

logged on

when someone shits on you, you have been logged on

Peter logged on me today

by kermit999 October 25, 2009

the logs

The logs are a place in forest gate which people cotch on to blaze up nad smoke away

come we go blaze at the logs

by mix master April 5, 2004

log

1) A journal or diary
2) Slang for fecal matter, especially of the long, cylindrical variety

1) After a stressful day, I enjoy sitting down and letting all my anxiety out through my log.
2) My day is never complete until I have pondered life's great mysteries while producing my log.

by Oprah March 11, 2003

log On

To have shit

i have logged on to my pants

by Boris March 19, 2004

log

A pack of 5 tins of chewing tobacco that you buy from the store such as a gas station or grocery store.

Hey Joe, pick me up a log of Skoal mint at the gas station

by Matt Kilcoyne April 28, 2006

Log in

Means u trynna smash a chick short for sex

A girl Can I log in ?

by Bumpandgring January 4, 2018