When cooking microwave popcorn and it accidentally becomes burned, true popcorn enthusiasts will look for a few good men. These are the proud and few kernels that budded into golden, buttery, juicy pieces of popcorn. Among their scorched brethren, these few good men managed to survive the blistering nuclear heat of the microwave and morph into great eating material. Munchies have been known to aid in the finding of a few good men.
Person 1: Oh god, oh god! Burned... they're all burned man!
Person 2: Pull yourself together! There are a few good men in there, and, dammit, I'm going to find them!
Person 2: Pull yourself together! There are a few good men in there, and, dammit, I'm going to find them!
by Mikey 3 Sticks February 3, 2008
When something very exciting happens one day, and the next exciting even doesn't happen until next week, then you just say "a few days later" and it skips over all of that boring time!
Cartman: Oh, no, the bad guy got away!
Timmy: Timmy!
A FEW DAYS LATER...
Cartman: Look, Timmy, there's the bad guy again!
Timmy: Timmy!
Timmy: Timmy!
A FEW DAYS LATER...
Cartman: Look, Timmy, there's the bad guy again!
Timmy: Timmy!
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 29, 2005
A string designed to evoke percipience that typically follows otherwise asinine statements. Used by affected egoists, crackpots or a blend of the two. The average person would probably never bring themselves to utter such sophomoric jargon.
'You are stuck in the payment network
narrative, bitcoin is not solely there to be a means of exchange! It is a store of value! Very few understand this.'
'Low-IQ normies that don't watch Rick & Morty will never be able to feel the visceral, cerebral rewards that we do. Very few understand this.'
narrative, bitcoin is not solely there to be a means of exchange! It is a store of value! Very few understand this.'
'Low-IQ normies that don't watch Rick & Morty will never be able to feel the visceral, cerebral rewards that we do. Very few understand this.'
by GSYdonkey February 21, 2021
The way a fat chick gets around admitting she is fat. Especially when posting personal ads without pictures. Also known as "a little extra padding" or "curvy".
Her: I am 5'2, a few extra pounds blonde hair and blue eyes.
Him: What exactly is a few extra pounds?
Her: Why does it matter, I want a guy to love me for me?
Him: So you don't feel you should have to be honest with him until he is in love with you?
Her: Fine, last time I weighed myself I was 184 lbs, happy?
Him? Why would I be happy about wasting my time with a lying bitch who is almost 200 lbs and thinks that is only "a few extra".
Him: What exactly is a few extra pounds?
Her: Why does it matter, I want a guy to love me for me?
Him: So you don't feel you should have to be honest with him until he is in love with you?
Her: Fine, last time I weighed myself I was 184 lbs, happy?
Him? Why would I be happy about wasting my time with a lying bitch who is almost 200 lbs and thinks that is only "a few extra".
by Areyadone September 14, 2005
1. When one needs to defecate, and it feels as if it will be some kind of a record. Weight loss occurs by way of the shit being transferred from the large intestine to the toilet, resulting in a significant loss of weight. May be calculated with more accuracy by replacing said toilet with a produce scale.
"Man, I'm going to the bathroom to lose a few pounds. It might be some kind of a record!"
"Ummm yeah, I just lost about 7 pounds in that bathroom, so I'm warning you: You might need to wear a chemical mask."
"Ummm yeah, I just lost about 7 pounds in that bathroom, so I'm warning you: You might need to wear a chemical mask."
by Boukisan June 19, 2008
Another saying for ejaculation. Also can be used for any liquid being shot that can be measured in millimeters.
by vetoz June 28, 2005
To pay a bribe to someone, typically an authority figure such as a judge or cop. Generally used with the subject, e.g. "slip the cop a few bucks", etc.
Jeff: What should I do if they catch me?
Luke: Slip a few bucks to the judge, you'll get a light sentence.
Megan: How'd you get out of jail?
Josh: I slipped the guard a few bucks to leave a door open
Luke: Slip a few bucks to the judge, you'll get a light sentence.
Megan: How'd you get out of jail?
Josh: I slipped the guard a few bucks to leave a door open
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 30, 2017