Her name means life and that is what she breathes into me every time I see her. It is a fact of life that she is the most gorgeous woman on the face of planet earth. She is always a joy to be around and makes me smile every time I think about her, one of these days she will see what I say is true but for now she'll go on denying it because she can't see what I see.
Zoey is the woman of my dreams
by wizard blizzard August 15, 2022
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If you know someone who is named Zoey, she is probably a Weeb and she is probably Gay or Bisexual. Her personality is probably pretty chill and weird but when you first meet her, she can be a bitch.
Zoey is the type of person to try and help you through as many problems as possible, she probably loves the movie IT and will always talk about IT.And no matter what happens she will always try to stay your friend
If you know a Zoey try to keep her.
by oofbeans December 7, 2019
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Hotter than Sebastian. Epic gamer and comedy goddess. Loved by ratatoing and mother to alligator John
Zoey is incredible
by Seabass5678 February 1, 2020
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Epic gamer. Comedy Goddess. Loved by Ratatoing and Sex. Mother of Alligator John. Hotter than any Sebastian out there
You know zoey right? That one girl who’s like the best in the world?
by Seabass5678 February 1, 2020
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The bitch who you ask to homecoming and she fucking leaves you on seen
Me: Zoey left me on read when I asked her to homecoming

Friend: Fuck that bitch.
by epicbackflip October 16, 2019
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Friend: Zoey is fucking weird.
Another friend: yeah ikr. She's a loser.
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Jesus save me from this hell Zoey’s putting me though!
by Larkshipsucksandshouldbebanned September 5, 2019
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