Yonked

A word to describe being as high as you possibly can. To elevate to ones highest self.

Dude, those edibles you gave me got me yonked last night.

by Yonk Mama September 17, 2021

yonks

ages a long time

You have been gone for yonks.

by gethany wheelis May 18, 2020

Yonk

It’s not a British term, they’re just wrong. Yonk is the epitome of freedom of expression. It means what ever the user wants it to mean, although it is commonly used as a verb.

Boy: *gets slapped in the face by a branch while hiking*
Hiking buddy: Dog, you just got yonked.

Example 2
Girl: *realizes she has no less than 12 hours of homework due the next day*
Girl: Ughh! Yonk me. (Akin to, F*** me)

Example 3
Boy: *gets a bullseye while paying darts*
Boy: Ha! YONK!

by Hot_n_soggy August 31, 2018

YONK

little yonkeys running around

Watch out for the yonks they mght get you

by Rex291938 July 30, 2018

Yonk

A very religious person who says something like "You will pay for your sins!" Or "You will feel gods wrath"

Shut up you fucking yonk

by Pörñ ïs nîc3 December 14, 2019

Yonk

yonk

The ferret is yonky.

by keroppi January 29, 2022

Yonk

to throw yourself at or to

I just yonked myself at some elderly people

by Ssuper5969 June 8, 2020