University of Oxford

Best and most prestigious university in the world. Where the rebels from Cambridge came from when they started a failed version of it. Also the real life Hogwarts.

I wish I could go to the University of Oxford, it's the best in the world!

by AnneL89 September 2, 2018

Oxford squeeze

The British upper classes way of saying "Dutch oven"

I say Reginald it appears I have gotten you in a Oxford squeeze. Good show

by Thecoldone March 21, 2019

Oxford lunch

A 69 but you're both rimming each other.

If you're bored of a normal 69, why not try eating each others ass at the same time. Have an Oxford lunch

by Whenorwhereidk January 30, 2021

Oxford United

A shit club in league 1 with a 3 sided stadium, tinpot. They are tiny so the only thing they live off is being obsessed with rivals Swindon and beating Portsmouth in the playoff semi final, and went on to lose the final.

Who do you support mate?
Oxford United
That explains the 12 fingers then. Also when you said you shag your sister, I thought it was a joke.

by Simple fakts February 15, 2021

Oxford Kid

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There are certain groups of people who THINK that they're Oxford kids but trust me if you are any of the following you are not a true Oxford kid.

-A student at Cheney, Gregs, Matthew Arnorld or Spires who doesn't live in the city centre
-A boarder who doesn't have strong associations with Oxford when on leave
-Anyone from the suburbs or suburbia

I can't believe she thinks she can pass for an Oxford Kid in her Cheney uniform!

by A.S.W June 1, 2014

Oxford, Mississippi

The best place on EARTH, besides the playboy mansion and Chatanooga, or some place in europe where u can drink at any age.

1. Dude, Oxford, Mississippi is the best F$%kin place on earth!
2. Dude, my nuts are on fire!, LETS GO to Oxford Mississippi.
3. Oxford, Mississippi is the bomb.com!

by 00FatWHitey March 28, 2005

Oxford University

Collective noun for a superior group of men.

What a large Oxford University!

by Dr. G. Nius, Oxon. November 9, 2006