Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman 

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012

Shaking and Crying 

Expression for obsession of a certain thing; often used sarcastically. "Shaking and Crying" comes from hardcore fans, who tend to 'shake and cry' when they affected by their fandom.

I was told Edward Cullen was not a real person. I am shaking and crying right now.

(sarcastically) brb shaking & crying

Shaking and Crying by dinobonoid June 18, 2009

sneaking wind 

A term for the artful practice of quietly farting.

In order to stay under the flatulence radar, he was always sneaking wind!

sneaking wind by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

National Ox-Shaking Day 

On April 28th, National Ox-Shaking Day is celebrated in order to commemorate the ban of Oxa3

"Can you hit the Ox Shaker for me? It's National Ox-Shaking Day!"

National Ox-Shaking Day by Stockton Rush June 29, 2023

Slaking 

"Pseudo legendary" Pokémon with the truant ability, where it only attacks every other turn.

Slaking is loafing around!

Slaking by A random cat from a video game February 19, 2022

shaking orgasm 

A powerful orgasm that makes a girl's body shake.
Sometimes seen in pornography and used as a tag on some porn sites.

That girl had a shaking orgasm last night!

shaking orgasm by thegatorade October 10, 2013

slacking snacking 

Eating while procrastinating, or eating for the purpose of procrastination.
Someone slacking snacking may or may not actually be hungry.

My mom ate a sandwich, made brownies, and now's she's eating the leftover pizza... she's totally slacking snacking so she doesn't have to do her work.

slacking snacking by Beau Soir October 25, 2010