weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.
by leidensallergictoavacados May 02, 2019
Get the paper scarecrowmug. The act of standing in a window or doorway in a commanding pose to assert physical dominance and ward off unwelcomed visitors through intimidation, especially while fully or partially nude.
Avoid being arrested to become a Scare-PRO.
Avoid being arrested to become a Scare-PRO.
"My manager was scarecrowing me so hard from her office that now I can't send her emails or bring her coffee without getting an anxiety attack and a boner at the same time."
"My neighbour wouldn't stop parking in front of my house so I scarecrowed him from my backyard for 3 weeks and now they're moving to Kentucky."
*Gets naked and bends over in the window for 8 hours* "That ought to do it!"
"My neighbour wouldn't stop parking in front of my house so I scarecrowed him from my backyard for 3 weeks and now they're moving to Kentucky."
*Gets naked and bends over in the window for 8 hours* "That ought to do it!"
by SlinkeyDink June 17, 2020
Get the Scarecrowingmug. When someone is decapitated they become a meat scarecrow. There head to be replaced with a Jack O Lantern
A: Did you know about Kurt Cobain?
B: yea he blew his head off and turned himself into a “meat scarecrow”
B: yea he blew his head off and turned himself into a “meat scarecrow”
by Hotdogcity422 July 24, 2022
Get the meat scarecrowmug. by sexscarecrow April 07, 2017
Get the sex scarecrowmug. Someone with unusually large feet a female and sometimes a frightfully looking tootsie roll big toe. Some may even be knock kneed.
Boy that Scarecrow chick really adores her feet. If your not careful she may even want you to jack off on her feet.
by Halalujer November 30, 2022
Get the Scarecrowmug. by Scowl September 27, 2018
Get the Scarecrow Bitchmug. I can't seem to find a girlfriend because John is low-key scaring the huzz away. This is known as the Scarecrow Theory
by gyatttoseethatgoose8147 September 09, 2025
Get the The Scarecrow Theorymug.