That Santa is a pedophile!
by Mr Melon03 December 9, 2019
Santa is the sexiest thing the earth has, thats why all the children stay up all night to have one glanceat him, well guess what kids.STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SANTI LITTLE BITCHES,BOOTY CLAUS IS GETTING ME A NEW BOOTY FOR CHRISTMAS SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY.I only get to play on his beard that is pretty much a playground once a year.
*you wait impatiently for BootyClaus to come down the chimney
*Santa comes down the chimney with a sexy sounding thump
You:Hey Santi where is my new boots huh?
Santa:Right here child
*You are writing a letter to santa,
Letter:Hey santa,I have been naughty this year and i hope to be even more naughty when you come down my chimney next month.
*Santa comes down the chimney with a sexy sounding thump
You:Hey Santi where is my new boots huh?
Santa:Right here child
*You are writing a letter to santa,
Letter:Hey santa,I have been naughty this year and i hope to be even more naughty when you come down my chimney next month.
by i am a pear that eats bears December 21, 2018
kid: OMG SANTA GIVE ME A PS5
santa: hoe hoe hoe marry christmas
kid: OMG ARE YOU THE REAL SANTA?
santa: *pulls out silenced USP* yes i am *shoots*
santa: *puts kids corpse in a shredder*
santa: nobody will find out *starts smoking weed*
santa: hoe hoe hoe marry christmas
kid: OMG ARE YOU THE REAL SANTA?
santa: *pulls out silenced USP* yes i am *shoots*
santa: *puts kids corpse in a shredder*
santa: nobody will find out *starts smoking weed*
by ඞ GET OUT OF MY HEAD November 5, 2021
A sex position when you role play as santa and your girlfriend rides your dick as you shout "Oh! Ho, ho ho!"
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