A derogatory name for Coors beer, or Coors beer that has gone bad in the can or bottle. The term was popular in the 1970's, when Coors was difficult to obtain in various parts of the USA. Adventurous beer enthusiasts would drive out to Colorado from east of the Mississippi and bring it back unrefrigerated.
Even if re-refrigerated, it was still skunked, considered swill,and difficult to drink.
"That stuff was in Tony's trunk for three weeks; I'm not drinking Rocky Mountain Gopher Piss."
by Nick Estes February 11, 2006
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A parking lot titty fuck, where the cum shot is aimed directly into the mouth of the large breasted woman while the cock remains between the tits.
It’s easy to shoot your load onto to the girl’s chest or neck, but a Rocky Mountain Bulls Eye takes talent and an extraordinary pair of tits.
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A beetle that is very elusive and is present during the warm months. If bit by a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle your testicles will swell to the size of the Rocky Mountains. If you are a girl that is bit you will grow balls the size of the Rocky Mountains. The bite is extremely painful.
If you see a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle run for your fucking life!
by J4or August 7, 2015
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When someone attempts to light a fart over a camp fire, and some of the flame, from the burning gas, goes back up the anus a bit.
I squatted over the camp fire to light up the night, and gave myself a "Rocky Mountain Back Draft" and burned a few hairs too, OUCH.
by funkytown59 September 16, 2009
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a sloppy ass banging while on a waterbed or other unstable base.
Mary wanted to try taking it in the ass on the old kitchen table but it was shaking up so much it ended up a big ole' Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory in there.
by B-REX December 10, 2004
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