a fucking douche bag. he has incredible green eyes that you will drown in and seems like he cares but deep down is self centered and going no where in life. you will fall for them no matter your gender or sexual preference. he will change your life and in the long run you appreciate them, but you still wish you hadnt met him. beware of roberts.
girl 1: ohh look at that guy! hes so dreamy
girl 2: ehhh hes prolly named robert though
girl 1: oh ya your right.
girl 2: ehhh hes prolly named robert though
girl 1: oh ya your right.
by crackisyummy91 September 26, 2010
A weird little boy who is scared of his own shadow.
He is known to live in dumpsters and travels to and from his dumpster homes throughout canada. He is partly asian and partly nautcie.
He is known to live in dumpsters and travels to and from his dumpster homes throughout canada. He is partly asian and partly nautcie.
by Weirdo123 January 6, 2011
a worthless piece of shit , one who will always waste your fucking time & a total dick . cares about nobody but his nasty ahh self . cant pull any hoes , & the most ugly thing created by god . hes conceited af & thinks hes better then anyone . DONT EVER FUCKING TRUST HIM , he'll always fuck you over at one point. he does everything to make him look cool , when reallly he is the biggest LOSER . hes a wannna be player & thinks he can akways control & tell you what to do. dont ever waste your time with a robert , he'll only let you down & crush you into a million little pieces.
by Julia Fucking Rosario December 3, 2011
Two letters off from Robber. Robert is synonymous with untrustworthy. Roberts will take the first opportunity to stab you in the back as soon as they no longer have a use for you. Roberts are bullies and will punch you in the stomach if you ever try to open up to them. If you somehow find a way to forgive a Robert and try to befriend them despite everything they've done, a Robert will knock you down and laugh.
Robert asked me over for a few beers, got drunk before I did, groped my tits for 20 minutes trying to get into my pants, and then when I didn't instantly drop my clothes for him, he told all my friends that I was a skank who liked it in the butt. When I confronted him the next day and said I forgave him, he pushed me in front of a bus. Robert.
by psilentrogue January 9, 2011
A boy who can be antisocial, will put his ps3 over his girlfriends. A roast dinner comes before anything, even the apocalypse. He is extremely tall, has a weird length of hair. He also has a rat tash who's mother is a control freak...
by Lydia David May 30, 2012
Is a very powerful name. Most CEO's are named Robert, which in return they are usualy wealthy. Parents that name thier child Robert expect them to be very succesful. It is usually seen as the first born son's name. A good match for Robert's are females named Brittany or Nishelle. The names Robert and Brittany together tend to create an everlasting love that will never end.
by Trebor12 December 4, 2007
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