A person who LOVES pontiacs. This type of person's car is black. This type of person always talks about doing stuff to his / her car, but never really seems "to get around to it" nor is able to afford it. Enjoys rubbernecking at accidents, and pretending his car performs well and is naturally better than all other cars (even though it isn't). Also, enjoys spontaneously buying stereo systems for his / her car without consulting anyone with knowledge on it.
by Ajit Kirpekar April 24, 2004
Perfect "teenager's first car." I got mine for my 17th birthday from my uncle. It's the boxiest car you'll ever see. Very easy to gut open and add in aftermarket stereos and starters.
by Nameles October 28, 2004
A rather plump fellow with a family car, which happens to be a black pontiac. He on occasion decides to randomly attack people such as his friends. Sometimes when feeling frisky he likes to drive around the middle schools in his area searching for what he calls "easy money".
by Mike "Big Bird" Cannizaro September 10, 2004
by ssbbwlover May 16, 2011
by WHITEKAT May 17, 2005
by eric gerstacker June 11, 2008
A small car that gets great gas mileage, that is slowing becoming extinct by S Makula who wrecks one every year
by BH6500 January 7, 2021