A type of vehicle in which a peasant would drive to disguise their peasant nature. It is often found that Maserati's are the most common choice of peasant-mobile because of their flashy looks, Chrysler like interior, and lack luster performance.
Guy 1: Hey I just got a new car!
Guy 2: It better not be a peasant-mobile...
Guy 1: haha I would never degrade myself like that.
Guy 2: It better not be a peasant-mobile...
Guy 1: haha I would never degrade myself like that.
by I_feel_like_im_21_savage October 16, 2016
Someone who plays on consoles but does not acknowledge the far superiority of PC gaming, and will not accept valid facts from PC gamers on why PC is better.
KEEP IN MIND: Someone can like console gaming and prefer it more than PC gaming but still knows the superiority of PC gaming. That makes them a console player not a console peasent.
KEEP IN MIND: Someone can like console gaming and prefer it more than PC gaming but still knows the superiority of PC gaming. That makes them a console player not a console peasent.
CONSOLE PEASENT: PC sucks console is better than PC in every way.
PC gamer: *States facts on why PC is better*
CONSOLE PEASENT: FUCK YOU U CUNT THE HUMAN EYE CAN'T SEE PAST 1 FPS.
PC gamer: Stop being such a Console Peasant and grow some balls.
PC gamer: *States facts on why PC is better*
CONSOLE PEASENT: FUCK YOU U CUNT THE HUMAN EYE CAN'T SEE PAST 1 FPS.
PC gamer: Stop being such a Console Peasant and grow some balls.
by Badboy17 XxX June 14, 2017
An uninformed, unenlightened console "gamer" who does not acknowledge the supreme power and affordability of a PC over a console. These heathens not only live in denial, claiming their consoles have hardware superior to a PC, but also shun the ever shining light of lord and savior Gaben. Gaben is love and Gaben is life. Praise his eternal soul, and let him enlighten console peasants around the world.
In the wild, console peasants can be found talking in slanderous ways of the PC and PC gamers, claiming their consoles are more powerful than a PC, and also commonly claiming the human eye can only perceive 30 FPS and not the 60 enjoyed commonly by PC gamers.
The best way to enlighten a peasant is to first tell them of the cheaper price of video games for PC, which can be found on Steam at a fraction of the price paid by console gamers. Then, proceed to tell then about building a PC, tell them of how simple the process is, and how even for the price of a console they can build a superior PC. It is important to direct them then to /r/buildapc on Reddit.
Finally, enlighten them by sending them to /r/PCMasterrace on reddit. From then on they will receive the blessings of Gaben and become a member of the PCMasterrace.
Praise Gaben, he is love and he is life.
In the wild, console peasants can be found talking in slanderous ways of the PC and PC gamers, claiming their consoles are more powerful than a PC, and also commonly claiming the human eye can only perceive 30 FPS and not the 60 enjoyed commonly by PC gamers.
The best way to enlighten a peasant is to first tell them of the cheaper price of video games for PC, which can be found on Steam at a fraction of the price paid by console gamers. Then, proceed to tell then about building a PC, tell them of how simple the process is, and how even for the price of a console they can build a superior PC. It is important to direct them then to /r/buildapc on Reddit.
Finally, enlighten them by sending them to /r/PCMasterrace on reddit. From then on they will receive the blessings of Gaben and become a member of the PCMasterrace.
Praise Gaben, he is love and he is life.
"I recently converted to the PCMasterrace after getting tired of hearing "I fuked ur mom" from console peasants on Xbox Live."
"Go forth and enlighten thy console peasants with the holy light of Gaben"
"The only good peasant is a converted peasant."
"Go forth and enlighten thy console peasants with the holy light of Gaben"
"The only good peasant is a converted peasant."
by Enlightened prophet of Gaben July 13, 2014
A person who thinks consoles are superior and are trying to compare its hardware and graphics of a PC. They're commonly are ignorant and refuse to accept any valid points from the opposite side. They also lack hardware knowledge and assume there console is the best in price,exclusives, and hardware.
Console Peasant 1: XBOX IS BETTER THEY HAVE BETTER GRAPHICS GAMES AND GAMES ARE FOR XBOX!
Console Peasant 2: PS4 HAS 1 TERAFLOPS OF GDDR7 RAM WHICH MAKES THAT GRAPHICS AT 4K AND 120 FPS!!!
Somebody who plays PC: Neither of you are correct here (link to a hardware forum or pricing from various platforms)
Console Peasants: STFU FAG! YAH 40 YEAR OLD VIRGINS I F*** UR MOM! GO PLAY ON YOUR $5000 PC'S AND UPGRADE EVERY SINGLE GAME! GAMEPLAY OVER GRAPHICS
Console Peasant 2: PS4 HAS 1 TERAFLOPS OF GDDR7 RAM WHICH MAKES THAT GRAPHICS AT 4K AND 120 FPS!!!
Somebody who plays PC: Neither of you are correct here (link to a hardware forum or pricing from various platforms)
Console Peasants: STFU FAG! YAH 40 YEAR OLD VIRGINS I F*** UR MOM! GO PLAY ON YOUR $5000 PC'S AND UPGRADE EVERY SINGLE GAME! GAMEPLAY OVER GRAPHICS
by ThatNoob July 16, 2014
by Screenments May 28, 2016
A term synonymous with "game console".
Commonly used with PC users, in their ongoing, endless war with console users.
Commonly used with PC users, in their ongoing, endless war with console users.
Pleb - Let's play some GTA! I have my Xbox!
Windows user - Get that peasant box out of my sight, my PC has superior hardware.
Pleb - You wanna go? Fight me big boy.
Android user - My app > all of you.
Windows user - Get that peasant box out of my sight, my PC has superior hardware.
Pleb - You wanna go? Fight me big boy.
Android user - My app > all of you.
by agtctae April 6, 2014
A console elitist,who will blindly buy every console that's made either by Sony or Microsoft(most common examples).A console peasant will support Sony or Microsoft even when they're clearly making bad decisions,and will not listen to any negative comment towards their console,often saying things that don't make sense or are false.Also just because you own a console doesn't make you a console peasant,as long as you acknowledge that consoles are weaker than the PC.
PC gamer: Consoles are weaker compered to their PC counterparts
Console Peasant: NO! CONSOLES ARE BETTER IN EVERY SINGLE WAY!PC GAMING IS DEAD ,BUT YOU PC GAMERS HAVEN'T REALIZED IT YET! XBOX IS THE FUTURE....(you get the point)
Console Peasant: NO! CONSOLES ARE BETTER IN EVERY SINGLE WAY!PC GAMING IS DEAD ,BUT YOU PC GAMERS HAVEN'T REALIZED IT YET! XBOX IS THE FUTURE....(you get the point)
by I came here from barry January 5, 2018