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The Higgs-Poofuck Particle

When a person has copious amounts of anal sex, that a seperate cavity is formed within the rectum. Over time faeces build up in this cavity until it cannot hold the pressure any more, similar to a dam break. The coming catastrophe causes an implosion, in which the person is sucked into a vortex until they are one tiny poo particle. This shit molecule has the density of dark matter. A phenomenon in which only 1 in every 1,672,200 anal sex havers experience.
Well would you look at that, Scott imploded into The Higgs-Poofuck Particle. Could have seen that one coming.
by MartiPellow June 11, 2020
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particle accelerator game

You and your friend stand at opposite ends of a long hall, you then start accelerating towards them unti you collide with them. The game is named after particle accelerators which accelerate particle packets to near light speed before sending them into each other.
Hey Joe want to play the particle accelerator game?
Mark got a broken nose from playing the particle accelerator game with Joe yesterday.
by special_relativity October 29, 2021
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Particle

A particle is someone who constantly flops. A flakey person who is unreliable.
James is such a particle as you can never depend on him for anything.
by Don Riddle March 13, 2018
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Unity's Particle System

Oh, you don't know what Unity's Particle System is? Unity's Particle System is a GREAT system for creating particles in unity.
Fan: "Dani, where were you born?"
Dani: "I wasn't born, I was made in Unity's Particle System"
by Timmy Tristan September 30, 2021
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Particle Collider

The action when two males partake in anal sex, in the doggy style position. The action of the particle collider is when their ball sacks clack together.
Carl: Y'aren't doing the particle collider in there cuz I hear some clacking!
by 342 Boi June 8, 2019
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Particle Rain

Rain that is really small to see with a bare eye
You could not tell it was raining hard because it was only Particle Rain.
by H.E.Y April 24, 2017
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Inverted Particle Accelerator

When you're banging a chick and she's getting bored, just grab her by the ankles, stand her up on her head and ram your five digit fuck friend down her fudge factory, thus causing her cum closet to quiver in delight.

Also see the Inverted Show Stopper for less adventurous sexual partners.
Oh shit! What happened to your hand dude!

Well, I gave Karen the inverted particle accelerator on Tuesday and she came so hard her chocolate coated cock crimper broke every bone in my hand.
by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 23, 2021
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