Shit My Dick

"Shit my dick" is an exclamatory sentence said when you are in awe. Usually said after an "oh".

Person 1: "Casey slept with Jimmy and Devon last night.

Person 2: "Oh, shit my dick!"

by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

shit on my dick

term used when something bad has just happened to you

"Shit on my dick! I just got dumped!"

by i pun all nubbies June 5, 2007

suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying, "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!!", when you are less than pleased with them.

Person #1 says: "Hey asshole, you owe me some fucking money!!!"
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."

by Streaks August 7, 2006

tits on my dick

extremely cool

"i was playing cod mw2 last night dude, i got a 25 killstreak and got the nuke... it was so tits on my dick dude"

by titsonmydick March 5, 2010

stick my dick in

A phrase meaning I’m gonna fuck up this ___. This can be anything from people to food.

I’m boutta stick my dick in this pasta.

by flowerboyy February 3, 2018

pulling my dick

Pulling my dick means to be joking with me/messing with me, or not being serious.

Are you pulling my dick? (are you joking with me?) (are you being serious?)

by louieswim June 16, 2015

Beating my dick

Beating your dick, means to masterbate one's penor. It is something we say in Pennsylvania, and almost everyone says it.

It also means to slack off, and we say that here a lot.

When I get REALLY HORNY, I just gotta beat my dick!

He should be doing his homework, but instead he's just sitting around beating his dick(slacking off).

I love beating my dick, it feels so good to release the poon.

by Porner Brothers December 14, 2011