Total douchebag who is self-absorbed, but does not like himself very much because he has a small dick. Lives in a fantasy world of thinking everyone might like him, but people really don't. The ones that have gotten to know him, quickly discover that he is a jackass, and has MAJOR issues. Jealousy should be his middle name. Skinny ass white boy who needs his ass kicked on a day to day basis because he has a big mouth.
Guy #1: Dude, I finally got my license.
Guy #2:(Ignores dude 1)
Guy #1: Chance, did you hear me?
Guy #2: WTF man? I've been playing COD for 8 hours straight and you just screwed up my concentration.
I.E. see: small dick syndrome , what the hell is up with your hair?, dude, can't you see you are creeping her out?, get a clue NOBODY likes you, get a life, and get out of mine, freak does not cover it, and not in the good way either,boy who is confused about his sexuality
Guy #2:(Ignores dude 1)
Guy #1: Chance, did you hear me?
Guy #2: WTF man? I've been playing COD for 8 hours straight and you just screwed up my concentration.
I.E. see: small dick syndrome , what the hell is up with your hair?, dude, can't you see you are creeping her out?, get a clue NOBODY likes you, get a life, and get out of mine, freak does not cover it, and not in the good way either,boy who is confused about his sexuality
by YouSuckGetAClue February 3, 2010
When the bowl is almost done and the chances of ash being sucked through are very high. The last hit in a bowl. Generally not even a good hit.
"Hey can I get a hit of that? Is that still going?" - Dude
"Yeah, dude, go for it. It's chanced, though." - Me
"Yeah, dude, go for it. It's chanced, though." - Me
by Mud E York August 12, 2013
by Jakefrmstfarm0 November 5, 2019
Chance does not exist.
Every decision we make in life is strategic and catastrophic to our future.
Missed opportunities are unexcusable.
Every decision we make in life is strategic and catastrophic to our future.
Missed opportunities are unexcusable.
I would say we met by chance but then I'd just be talking nonsense and looking at a smaller, more naive picture.
by wnk January 4, 2009
by S-money Mathias March 19, 2005
the inner part of any buthole....it makes the ass stink really bad.....its also the meaning of a giraffe with bad breath -chance!
by graham cmapbell January 18, 2008