Moscow Mitch

Moscow Mitch-Street slang for a person used to run interference in important situations in exchange for something...

Or

A person who conviently forgets all the bad shit they do and when pressed, changes the subject or assigns blame elsewhere in a narcissistic manner.

Carefully deploy your MM. MMs are not to be trusted and must be strategicly used. MMs typically live double lives similar to that girl/guy who sleeps with all the married people on Friday Night and sits by the preacher on Sundays claiming devout Christianship.

Side effects of MM are betrayal, lies, and mercenary behavior (dont think they are only your MM.) May lead to embarrassing situations, dissatisfaction, and things not going according to the plan discussed with MM

I was in a sticky situation until I deployed my Moscaw Mitch..then I ghosted. My MM is #fire

My Moscow Mitch saved me in the club from those ugly girls/guys group. Therefore, I was able to pulled up on fine ass girl/guy in the corner .

I was getting a ticket and some MM drove by flying..the officer left me and got them. Some MM got me out of a ticket.

Everything was going well until ol MM showed up..everything ruined. He told the secrets of our team and took credit and sold me out

by Starloard 155 August 4, 2019

moscow boogie woogie

To commit suicide by shooting oneself in the back of the head.

After Viktor dropped Vladimir Putin's daughter during a dance routine, he went home and promptly did a Moscow boogie woogie.

by MoscowBoogieWoogie November 30, 2017

Anglo American School of Moscow

A rich ass school in Moscow. It is over populated with Russians. The elementary school cafeteria tastes like ass but the middle school and high school cafeteria is bomb. If you go to this school you are somewhat rich. It is located right next to pokrovsky hills which is a neighborhood filled with rich Americans. Pretty fucking great school.

CNN: Vladimir Putin is closing down the Anglo American School of Moscow because of sanctions placed on the USA
Students: OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE TO GO TO FUCKING ISM (International School of Moscow)
AAS: Yeah that ain’t true. WHY THE FUCK CNN?

by your definition lord March 10, 2019

moscow 4

repeating the same unexplainable blunders gaffes and ignorance expecting a different result.

I can't believe those russian spies are up to Moscow 4 again .

by ChuckMiller April 26, 2022

Moscow parking

To place a meeting in a THIRD layer above existing ones. May be understandable by the boomers only, not sure.

Andrew, fucking MOSCOW PARKING again? Pls, be a professional, schedule a meeting next day!

by Myswarm February 19, 2023

tuning in moscow

playing with your girlfriends nipples.

"dude she was stacked, after a few beers I was, "tuning in moscow" and she let me,,

by vinman59 April 13, 2021

Moscow mule

Verb. An Eastern Kentucky act too vile for words. Involves biscuits.

He got Moscow muled.

by Cantelope Jim April 6, 2022