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1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p [ ] a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? 

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.
Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary

s.y.s.a.t.j.g.m.o.10.1.2.3.g.i.g.y.p 

See you sexy and them jeans got me on 10 1 2 3 girl I got you pinned
It always wyd and never S.Y.S.A.T.J.G.M.O.10.1.2.3.G.I.G.Y.P

M.F.P.O.T.Y

mutherfucking party of the year
This will be the M.F.P.O.T.Y.
M.F.P.O.T.Y by dumbbrunnet September 6, 2014

P.R.O.M. 

1: Dude you stoked for P.R.O.M.?

2: Yeah but my date's mormon :(

1: Two weeks left, Fuck it.
P.R.O.M. by Missoula May 4, 2009

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m 

When you're so ridiculously bored, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but with the letters spaced out. This is one of the final stages of a unnamed human being's boredom / procrastination. Now, i know why your're reading this, you typed it in, so enjoy finishing that 2000 word essay over the next 12 hours before it's due!
Ah, fuck it, I'm so bored I might as well just type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m in to my unnamed search engine to see what happens

P.B.O.M.L 

Originating back in 1500 B.C., P.B.O.M.L, or otherwise known as Paige, Bitch Of My Life, was a highly vulgar term used by Arabian cavemen to let their fellow cavemen know that they needed to deficate. Today, P.B.O.M.L stays true to its original meaning, as it is widely used by 21st century teens for the same reason.
P.B.O.M.L by anonymous714210 February 22, 2019