by High friggin noon dude December 31, 2016
A British actor who I grew up watching on Black Adder and that other show he did with that fag. He has the worst phony American accent known to man and somehow feels he has to change his voice when he speaks American English. If Americans actually thought he was American, they need to kick themselves in the nuts HARD, because he may as well be speaking Punjabi.
by Bladi April 30, 2007
During sexual relations the man relieves himself (pissing) inside of the females vagina. When done correctly the female will scream, that is when the male grabs his strategically placed urinal cake, and shoves it into the females gapping mouth, releasing a pine fresh scent throughout the room.
Origins- L.M.P.-minus Scotch Hollow-San Mateo, CA
Origins- L.M.P.-minus Scotch Hollow-San Mateo, CA
She left the L.M.P. battered and confused, piss dripping down her leg and with a chemical/pine taste in her mouth, spitting out chunks of urinal cakes. When she realized where she was coming from it dawned on her, I've been given the Laurie Meadows Hot Springs.
by Guru650 July 29, 2008
Lauri is the definition of fresh.
by Fentrinol Franz November 22, 2021
The best sister u will ever have such a great person if u know a lauri then keep her she tries her hardest to make everyone around her happy and she’s great with kids and care alot bout everyone she knows also she likes playing sports
by Courtso August 17, 2021
Lauri.
by ljnuhjbkiloihb January 7, 2021
One of the best young adult novelists America has ever known. She's one of the only authors I know of who depicts the ideal teenager as not a quiet, popular, polite, content straight-A soccer-player with gorgeous blonde hair and boobs the size of boulders, but as a young adult who does what makes them feel good and takes the time to consider their feelings and mental health, proceeding to share their thoughts with others. Her most popular novel, Speak (which was turned into a movie and a graphic novel) talks about overcoming trauma and expressing emotions, as well as an overall message of the importance of communication. Her other books for young adults include Wintergirls, Prom, The Impossible Knife of Memory, Twisted (told by a male protagonist), and Catalyst.
Unfortunately, some of her books, such as Speak, have been banned from middle and high school libraries due to Halse Anderson's tendency to discuss serious issues, like sexual assault and self-harm, which has been bashed by the dangerously high quantity of fucking idiots crusting on the earth. Yes, the world is a scary place, but ignorance will not diminish them, and will only make it worse (imagine you're in a pitch-black room with many other people, but you don't know that- you think the world has blown up and you're all alone). And not only do her books discuss these issues, but they feel like a sympathetic poem rather than a scolding lecture.
Unfortunately, some of her books, such as Speak, have been banned from middle and high school libraries due to Halse Anderson's tendency to discuss serious issues, like sexual assault and self-harm, which has been bashed by the dangerously high quantity of fucking idiots crusting on the earth. Yes, the world is a scary place, but ignorance will not diminish them, and will only make it worse (imagine you're in a pitch-black room with many other people, but you don't know that- you think the world has blown up and you're all alone). And not only do her books discuss these issues, but they feel like a sympathetic poem rather than a scolding lecture.
I am currently reading Wintergirls by Laurie Halse Anderson. I'm not sure what it's getting more out of me- laughs or tears. But it sure takes my breath away.
by SweetieJew September 30, 2017