Whatever sexual innuendo grosses you out the most is your "Howie Sandwich". It's that one spectacularly disgusting sexual reference that has been burned into your brain in a way that you are never the same person again. It's a sexual innuendo that is so crazy and odd that you won't ever forget it - even though normal people would pretty much give anything if they could forget it. Discovering the next "Howie Sandwich" is a game only the bravest perverts will play. It's the perfect phrase to describe what your favorite dirty minded friend would like for dinner. The phrase is derived from the mental image obtained when "Howie" is sandwiched between two broads.
Go home with that fucktard? Are you kidding me? Who knows what he'll do to me! He's a Howie Sandwich!
by Shannon Maynard April 10, 2018
Hazard Howie is a man that can’t control his emotions and makes drama. Is a man who sends x rated clips out to all your contacts if you reject him. A fat crybaby.
Hazardous howie is at it again if you say no to him then he’s out for revenge. Better buy him a box of tissues for all the tears in all his issues.
by Sarah Tennis- Tracy Ca June 22, 2022
Howie Tse is a chill individual. He likes to cook steak for 4 hours and say that he'll back to play games in 10 mins, and proceed to take 4 hours. And then when he comes and everyone confronts him, he just goes like "broo, i gotta cook it, and then i gotta enjoy it dude. We didn't just eat steak, we made corn and potatoes." He then proceeds to play videogames until 5 am, and anytime he's close to dying he'll make this guttural sound that sounds like "aour aour aour". If he dies, he'll be like "bruh what da fuck" but if he somehow arises from the situation unscathed, he will go "see bro im too shnasty dude". He also likes to smoke weed and will not shut the fuck up about watching RRR. He won't stop talking about it until he shows his friends scenes from the movie and then he'll see his friends not give any reaction and will just be like "ok." Then, every once in a while his dad will open the door to his mancave and whistle before going "howa". Also everytime you walk into his house you hear a faint, "aaaahhhhh eeeheh oooohhh eeehh youruueraufbhaeahhhhhhhhh ahhh ehhh eeeehh oohhhh" that's on loop for 24 hours.
Person1: "Yo what's good Howie Tse?"
Howie Tse: "AOUR AOUR AOUR, no fckin way dude i just died bruh das crazyyy anyway go watch RRR ya hurd"
Person1: "Ai nevermind bruh."
Howie Tse: "AOUR AOUR AOUR, no fckin way dude i just died bruh das crazyyy anyway go watch RRR ya hurd"
Person1: "Ai nevermind bruh."
by badussy2.0 September 27, 2022
An amazing blonde hair, blue eyed man. Sexy. Loving. Caring. He is a taurus and so he has a quick temper. Very direct and assertive. He gives GREAT DICK. Bends me over and rams it inside so harddd yum yum.
Howie loves cars. Specifically saabs and miatas. Ill never give up on howie because he is my one true love.
Howie loves cars. Specifically saabs and miatas. Ill never give up on howie because he is my one true love.
'Is that howie? Damn girl you got a good lookin man there mamas.'
'Ohhh shit look! Its Howie w the miata.'
'Ohhh shit look! Its Howie w the miata.'
by Tesslie February 9, 2022
I weird person that won’t stop laughing at something that sometimes isn’t funny like I asked him what do you think of when you hear the name joe he said joe the llama lady and wouldn’t stop laughing
by Hylah October 1, 2020
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