Molly Hooper

A female TV character who is basically useless and extremely boring. Usually added to boost the morale of lonely fangirls.

I don't like that show. Its full of Molly Hoopers.

by vixen by night April 29, 2015

Kansas muffin hooper

When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.

Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!

Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.

Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.

by JJAAMMSS April 16, 2009

drink de' hooper

An alcoholic drink that contains just enough fruit juice to tint the color of the clear alchol. The rest of the drink is filled to the rim with alcohol. Mostly consumed by south orange county teens or one Dad.

Bro wanna take out the bmw tonight and go drinking
Only if we drink the drink de' hooper!
Hells yeah dude

by Ban3 May 10, 2017

Dirty Hooper's Seed

The act of taking Paul's sunflower seeds raw dog in the orifice of the mouth

I liked Dirty Hooper's Seed. It was ranch flavored.

by Aclyptico January 23, 2019

New York Hooper

A sexual act regarding 3 men, 3 basketballs, and a small cardboard box big enough to fit a penis. Often done with men above the age of 40.

Kendra: Oh crap, I think my grandpa was doing the New York Hooper last night.
Delaney: How do you know?
Kendra: There's 3 basketballs and a cardboard box with a hole for a dick.
Delaney: I'm sorry.

by Yo Black-Ass Mom November 6, 2017

stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper

A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares

Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.

by Steveasaurusrexx July 11, 2008

ian hooper

the man i look up to. to marry. for him and i to have the share of a kid together and a pet. to be able to spend valentines day with this man. i want to live the rest of my life with him.

boy 1: whos that sexy man??
boy 2: thats ian hooper
boy 1: ok

by unknownbaddie123 December 2, 2020