Person 1: where were you last night?
Person 2: helping my teacher keep his/her job by doing my homework
Person 2: helping my teacher keep his/her job by doing my homework
by Leonardo :3 April 20, 2019
Get the Homeworkmug. by loblock_pillows May 10, 2018
Get the Homeworkmug. Homework is a form of bullshit that dick-head teachers unload on you after spending 7 fucking hours wasting your valuable time on stupid fucking shit we'll never need to know. Do you seriously need to know the food chain to get a fucking job at Wendy's? No we don't, so these teachers can go fuck themselves because I'm just gonna wipe my ass after taking a shit with my fucking math paper assigned by old slut Parkinson.
by MystikFlame March 07, 2017
Get the Homeworkmug. Homework is a waste of time, it's just revision for shit you already know, don't care about, or will be completely irrelevant later in life. Homework is a stupid way for schools to keep controlling our lives outside of school.
Homework is piled upon students at alarming rates and stops them from enjoying their free time socializing and enjoying their short, miserable, life.
The average American high-school student spends seven hours a week on homework. The average for students across all developed countries is about five hours
Symptoms of 'Homework' consist of...
Tiredness, annoyance, irritability, stress, crying, emotional breakdowns and death.
Homework is piled upon students at alarming rates and stops them from enjoying their free time socializing and enjoying their short, miserable, life.
The average American high-school student spends seven hours a week on homework. The average for students across all developed countries is about five hours
Symptoms of 'Homework' consist of...
Tiredness, annoyance, irritability, stress, crying, emotional breakdowns and death.
dude, I just got more homework, it's the 7th time with homework on the same topic...
NOOOOO MORE HOMEWORK, SHIT.
*crying* (that's the sentence, crying.)
NOOOOO MORE HOMEWORK, SHIT.
*crying* (that's the sentence, crying.)
by IHateSkittlesNZDOGS October 20, 2018
Get the Homeworkmug. The worst thing ever. We spend 7 or more hours every weekday for at least 9 months out of the year at school (See School) It's like these assrammers we have for teachers can't accept torturing us for 7 hours every day. They have to send shit home with us. Homework is easy to procrastinate, when we do that homework we get stressed out. Then we don't get it done or do it 5 minutes before it's due in and fuck it up. And if we stay up until 4 a.m. working on it, it'll be one of the few days our cunt ass teachers give us an extension or doesn't check it. But if we half ass that shit, don't have time, wrote it down wrong, lost it, or just don't fucking give half a shit those assrammers will check fucking check that shit. Don't get me fucking started on what happens when we don't do our meaningless homework. We get humiliated & a bad grade. Homework prevents us from having a life and enjoying ourselves after school. It's used to try to force us to conform to the government's mold of an average citizen working a bullshit 9-5 cubicle job and contributing to the economy. Homework takes free time we have away. Some teachers give us assloads of this anal discharge called homework & some teachers give almost none. Typically we will have lots of homework which increases every year. All in all homework and school suck dick and they're used to condition us into the cookie cutter idea of a person the government has in mind and to force us from becoming individual and thinking for ourselves.
Friend: Hey can you come over and hangout today?
Me: No, these cumsluts gave me a huge steaming load of homework today.
Parents: Can you go see your dying grandparents in the hospital?
Me: No I have too much fucking jizz tryna be shoved down my throat by these fucktard assrammers employed by the government to socially condition me fall into line with the government's idea of a life for me.
Me: No, these cumsluts gave me a huge steaming load of homework today.
Parents: Can you go see your dying grandparents in the hospital?
Me: No I have too much fucking jizz tryna be shoved down my throat by these fucktard assrammers employed by the government to socially condition me fall into line with the government's idea of a life for me.
by chelseasmile September 02, 2014
Get the Homeworkmug. An evil task for children given by their heartless teachers.
They spend 6-8 hours at school doing work and when they go home and get to relax, their teachers makes them do more work. It’s like taxes but for kids and doesn’t do any good when you do it. I mean if it’s a prodject it would kinda be useful but still.
They spend 6-8 hours at school doing work and when they go home and get to relax, their teachers makes them do more work. It’s like taxes but for kids and doesn’t do any good when you do it. I mean if it’s a prodject it would kinda be useful but still.
by Whyidontdate November 10, 2017
Get the Homeworkmug. A fucking nightmare designed by the fucking spawn of satan and makes me want to fucking jump off of a 13 story building onto a fucking nailbed.
by NOT ME ^(^(^(^(^( May 12, 2020
Get the Homeworkmug.