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Han Solo's Day 

A holiday celebrated on February 14th, instead of Saint Valentine's Day, to commemorate the ending to A New Hope when Han Solo turned the Millennium Falcon around and attacked the Death Star, the Galactic Empire's ultimate weapon and battle station the size of a small moon. Without his aid, Luke Skywalker's X-Wing would've been shot down by Darth Vader and the Rebel Alliance would have been defeated. But Han Solo didn't do this for fame or fortune, he did it for Princess Leia, a girl who was banging her brother. He made himself into a fugitive wanted across the entire galaxy for a girl who showed no interest in him, and that is true love.
Guy: I thought of giving you chocolate and roses for Valentine's Day, but instead decided to get you this 8" Chewbacca figure for Han Solo's Day.
Girl: Oh I love you!
Guy: I know.
Han Solo's Day by Bob Afett February 11, 2007
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han’s predebut rap 

“girl i LOVE han’s predebut rap
“SAME SLAYYY”

Sara but with an h 

Cool person, but for some reason doesn't like boobs. 😒🙄😕😑
Sara but with an h, I must ask a question, HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE BOOBS GOD DAMN?? 👁️👄👁️
Sara but with an h by HotKiaro October 7, 2021

Sara but with an h 

Cool person, but doesn't like boobs for some reason 🙄😒😕
YOOOOOOOO, SHIT, IT'S SARA BUT WITH AN H. WOOOOOOOOOOOHH!
Sara but with an h by HotKiaro October 7, 2021

Philip H. Anselmo 

A really awesome and sexy dude that gets blamed for a bunch of bullshit and has a bunch of allegations put onto him because of his drunken antics. For example, the drunken/maybe high white power incident and nazi salute, that he did cuz he was pissed. He also gets blamed for his late best buddy, Dimebag Darrell’s, death on December 8th, 2004. The two had some tension at the time and Dime was killed on stage by a dipshit psycho, sadly enough.
Ignorant pisshead: URGHHH!! I HATE PHILIP H. ANSELMO CUZ HE’S A NAZI AND A RACIST!

me(sigma phil anselmo fan): bro you don’t even know the guy, you only saw that fuckass video in 2016 of him doing the white power stuff but you don’t even know he was drunk, probably overwhelmed, and pissed at the time. shut the fuck up💔
Philip H. Anselmo by flame01 June 16, 2025
The father of the nonaffluent character, Han Solo. Sojo is played by the illustrious Sean Connery, in this captivating roll.
HAN SOJO!! THATS HIS DAD!
Han Sojo by 100% Nicker August 4, 2018

Cheng-Han status

Adjective

1. Doing exceptionally well at a difficult task, especially in the hospital.

2. Describing the ability to manage difficult cardiology patients in an phenomenal manner

3. Having super HDL which allows one to eat multiple Big Macs without elevation of cholesterol.

4. Asian form of Chuck Norris
Jon P: "I think I achieved Cheng-Han status today!"

Jash D: "What did you do?"

Jon P: "I discharged 7 patients from the CCU today and got a high five from the attending!"
Cheng-Han status by JPDISS79 June 17, 2009