It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.
Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!
by Wonkinson May 18, 2023
by Gh0st._.b0i May 16, 2019
A shit that is very hard to poop out, but is probably the best shit you've ever had, and then when you wipe your arse, there's nothing on the paper. You then have an out of body experience, similar to tripping on salvia No one knows what causes a ghosty, but everyone does know that it's very rare. I've only had about 3 in my lifetime. It is said that it is so rare only 10,000 have been done in the history of planet earth.
Mason: "ah yo guys! I just did a fat ghosty!"
Jayden: "woah, nice bro"
Aidan: "niiiice homeslice"
Logan: "no way dude!"
Quinn: "bruh"
Matt: "for real right now?"
Channel 9 news: "please come with us young man, we'd like you to make a statement and describe what happend"
Jayden: "woah, nice bro"
Aidan: "niiiice homeslice"
Logan: "no way dude!"
Quinn: "bruh"
Matt: "for real right now?"
Channel 9 news: "please come with us young man, we'd like you to make a statement and describe what happend"
by GlizzyGladiator824 July 20, 2020
by OscarM134 September 18, 2019
by OscarM134 September 18, 2019