by TheMysteriousB October 31, 2011
by Pynk_panther September 9, 2004
1) "She kept saying that she liked me, but then she turned me down when I asked her out. I was gettin played!"
2) Boy: "Where's your man?"
Girl: "I saw him with another girl in the hall today..."
Boy: "Aw man. You were just gettin played."
2) Boy: "Where's your man?"
Girl: "I saw him with another girl in the hall today..."
Boy: "Aw man. You were just gettin played."
by x_your_one_and_only_x June 3, 2008
When you catch someone masturbating in there room or in pubic. Called this because, that's what a guy hand movement would look like as if they were getting some money and putting it away
by Suave_wil January 16, 2010
(From Chris Brown's timeless classic "Look at me Now", whose lyrics are kind of sketch, but it is also a great song.)
Also: gettin papuh. The equivalent of "making money" except more like "making da big buk moniez$$zz$zz."
Also: gettin papuh. The equivalent of "making money" except more like "making da big buk moniez$$zz$zz."
Person 1: So how are the sales at your store goin?
Person 2: Turns out people really like boxers with shit-holes in them, I'm gettin paper.
Person 1: That's good, you can pay for me now. All the time.
Person 2: Turns out people really like boxers with shit-holes in them, I'm gettin paper.
Person 1: That's good, you can pay for me now. All the time.
by kfabulous July 1, 2011
The shaft is like that 'deer in the headlights' moment when you realize fate just anally fucked your moral and your trust in the world is momentarily annililated.
Ever been broken up by your girl via text message blaming you for her own shitty idea?
Ever been lagged out of a match because your /b/ cousin can't help but hold your bandwith hostage with his Skpe-obsessed girlfriend?
Ever been denied phone sex because "I already finished"?
You, my fellow villian, have been given the shaft.
Ever been broken up by your girl via text message blaming you for her own shitty idea?
Ever been lagged out of a match because your /b/ cousin can't help but hold your bandwith hostage with his Skpe-obsessed girlfriend?
Ever been denied phone sex because "I already finished"?
You, my fellow villian, have been given the shaft.
1 New Message from "Katie<3"
*click*
I think YOU are right I THINK we should break up...
Sweets be Gettin' the Shaft man...
*click*
I think YOU are right I THINK we should break up...
Sweets be Gettin' the Shaft man...
by Sweet Joe XXX December 13, 2011
by jbizo.... March 26, 2009