When one's fingers become orange and sticky after consuming a mass amount of Doritos and/or Cheetos.
Don't touch me homie you got them Snooki Fingers.
The Turtle Walk is the awkward shuffle one makes as they move from the toilet (pre-wipe) to reach a distant object or move to a new location.
My iPod was sitting on the bed, so I had to turtle walk from the toilet.
A term used to describe a situation in which one may receive joyous boner.
Blake: "Yo dude, there's a dank ass bag of dorito's in the pantry."
Jordan: "Gettin' hard!"
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