Feline Foot 'n Joy

The world's first "Hands Free" cat toy invented by Josh M. Burns.

Dang, Marth! You look like you've lost 20 pounds after playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy! Whiskers, too!

My cat was so damn fat until he started playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy.

by Hydrobrew April 22, 2011

Feline Fucking February

During February you're only allowed to fuck cat's

Brad - "Wanna have a double date, we might get laid!"
Chad - "Nah, sorry, it's Feline Fucking February !"

by Ultimate Chad November 26, 2018

feline decline

This usually happens when one finds himself on a dry spell(lack of pussy) or has a hard time getting laid.

I haven't fucked a chick in weeks! It must be this feline decline.

Due to the feline decline jack had not been laid in months.

by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

Felin

A fat little girl who only eat mac Donald burgers and wears tiny clothes and laugh at anything

Boy: your fat go home oh wait you'll probably get tired the first hundred meters!!

Felin: HAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mr poopybutttthole May 2, 2017

FELIN

She is a short........ Beautiful....... Cutie that you tend to just gaze at her for as long as you can ever want to. She is just so friendly and such a promising person, that she never will hurt you. She won't love you as she is a single angel throughout her life but can express her love to you if you are so special and close to her . She loves her friends so much that if you ever hurt them you won't be living the next second of your life. She has that that adorable smile which melts you always when your with her. She knows how to insult you also in a sweet way or rather ..... SHE CAN KILL YOU WITH HER KINDNESS.

Person 1. Why FELIN dude?
Person 2. Angels are not only found in heaven but earth too has one and you will find it in her

by Randomstranger15 October 22, 2019

handsome feline

Any cat that you are physically attracted too, (usually male), and would like to start a relationship with.

Person 1: “hey dude, you see that handsome feline over there?”

Person 2: “ya i’d Smash”

by handsomefeline June 5, 2018

handsome feline

Any cat (usually male), that you are physically attracted to and would be willing to start a relationship with.

Person 1: “you see that handsome feline over there?”
Person 2: “ya i’d smash”

by handsomefeline June 5, 2018