Pink Falafel Hat

The Pink Falafel Hat is a sexual maneuver in which your girlfriend takes a raging dump on your head, followed closely by the insertion of your entire cranium (crap included) into her vagina. Vertically.

I knew that she was into scat, but to my surprise, she totally BEGGED me to give her a Pink Falafel Hat!

by Pr1nc355 August 1, 2006

Coney Island Falafel

The act of having sex with *only* the man’s balls inside the woman’s vagina.

“I thought it was going to be a normal night, but he just stuck his nuts in there. Just the balls.”

“Oh he pulled a Coney Island Falafel”

“Wtf is wrong with you”

by Beef Blaster IV December 14, 2022

Canadian Falafel

while conduction auto-fellatio, a man also finger bangs his partner.

Damn I've been working so hard it's like I'm making a Canadian Falafel

by RaulIsCool May 6, 2009

fluffy falafel

When you squeeze the shit out of a chicken onto your partner, skin the chicken and slap it on their face, and then stuff your partner in a large pita. Enjoy.

I totally fluffy falafeled Jen last night. So unexpected but a grand time 😏

by Haha345 June 22, 2017

falafelize

Writing or speaking illogically, a failed attempt at philosophizing.

Once again, we were stuck at dinner with Anna, forced to listen to her falafelize about the nature of Man and the search for the meaning of life, love, and the death of Venice.

by Grand Rapidian October 9, 2009

falafel buns <3

The best friend I could ever ask for that I’m v great full for <3

falafel buns <3 is the best friend ever

by grey <3 January 8, 2022

falafeling

nefariously hiding one or more falafel such that they are randomly discovered by a targeted individual at a later time.

that bastard lou wasnt in his office again, so i gave his office a good falafeling.

by slojoemoego June 7, 2018