When you suck milk up through a straw and then squirt it at people, usually across a table or lunchroom. Normally for middle school brats.
by School Marm December 2, 2009
When ur peepee cant get hard cuz u watch 2 much porn. Ur dad likely has E.D. cuz hes an old fag and wants to phuck ur mommy but he has to take this little over priced pill called viagra so his dick can throb and he can bone ur mom.
by Masonw070204 October 9, 2018
Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional and immature, no wonder he had so many insecurities to pick at, rather than weapons. His erectile dysfunction was a sign of his impotence, not only around the opposite sex, but as a human.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021
When you get a boner really easily. When you have erectile dysfunction you will see a single person and immediately get hard.
by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019
Erectile Tongue Disorder, also known as ETD, is a disorder of the tongue of certain individuals that spontaneously, and in some cases involuntarily, project out their tongue when their photo is about to be taken. You will see such individuals, in photo after photo, with their erectile tongue projecting either toward the camera or toward another individual. On occasion, some photos may be taken without the tongue projecting, but that is typically the exception, not the rule. Such individuals suffering from ETD also have a tendency, during an intimate moment, e.g.leading to a kiss, to instead lick the face of a romantic partner. In severe cases of ETD, sufferers may go on a licking spree, licking unwary individuals as a sign of affection, particularly when intoxicated. ETD can also be contagious to individuals that are in the same photo, who witness the erectile tongue and are compelled to follow suit.
Julie suffers from a bad case of Erectile Tongue Disorder, I hardly have any pictures of her where her tongue isn't sticking out.
Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!
Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!
by Jackson's Bush October 1, 2016
by SponCom October 1, 2021
When one goes flaccid not because of dysfunction, but because there is nothing desirable in that member of the opposite sex.
When I was drunk she was hot, but when I got more sober, I got a sudden case of erectile dis-wantment
by Jahoseaphat July 11, 2009