An Egg, Is an Epic Thing that you can buy and packs of, 6, 12, or 16. Eggs Can Be ate in, 3 different ways, Scrambled, Sunny, or Crunched Eggs Are Known for Torturing Bass. You can use them for Masturbating, by putting in your penis or pussy
Man: I cant wait to take a bite out of my egg shell!
Dog: Oh Yes, Can I have some to bruh to and Ima masturbate to porn
Man: Oh yes, I will masturbate as well
Dog: No, I will bite ur penis of if so
Dog: Oh Yes, Can I have some to bruh to and Ima masturbate to porn
Man: Oh yes, I will masturbate as well
Dog: No, I will bite ur penis of if so
by FlareEggsBruh August 23, 2019
An egg is a white person who overachieves in their academics. They are called an egg because they are white on their exterior but but on the inside they are yellow (asian).
Kieran: "Rachel, you're such a fuckin egg!"
Rachel: "Shutup and let me do my math homework. I only got a 97% on my last test!"
Rachel: "Shutup and let me do my math homework. I only got a 97% on my last test!"
by Mohammed Abdul Jabar November 6, 2010
by EggWorshipper November 11, 2021
An "Egg" is a story, guide, "how to" guide, etc. that is written by any member of RottenEggs.com. For instance, many members write stories about exploring underground sewers, guides on pulling pranks, and "how to" guides on building bombs, etc.
by Dead Head July 8, 2005