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one direction detection 

We've... Got... A... Plan!

Get ready for... ONE DIRECTION DETECTION.

to catch a predator driving directions

web series where the guys caught on the show to catch a predator are explaining the route to the bate house in their own words
anthony palumbo: did u see me on to catch a predator
dustin: ya saw you on to catch a predator driving directions too

Directionators 

fake one direction fans. they think they're top shit and that they have more swag than directioners. they most likely know them as "zain, louie, harry, niel and liam" or dont even know their names at all. they only like one of them for their looks. they dont understand the inside jokes and think louis cant sing, niall is ugly, etc. they seem to always be posting shit and harassing the boys' girlfriends on twitter. they are the reason we dont get nice things.
Directionators are the nastiest skank bitches i've ever met. do not trust them. they are fugly sluts.
Directionators by truedirectioner97 December 18, 2011

Dysrectional 

1) To be directionally challenged.

2) Unable to easily follow directions.

3) Lack of awareness of one’s wearabouts.
1) Whenever I’m in the car with Jennifer, she gets lost. Her dysrectional sensibilities are annoying.
2) Don’t assume Jeff knows how to read a map. He’s totally dysrectional.
3) Last night, Amy got drunk and woke up in Janice’s bed. She blamed it on being dysrectional.

2) Jeffery never seems to know where he is.
Dysrectional by dborlando February 12, 2023

Able Directions Y E E 

-guy 1: and thats the last time i saw my father.
(Awkward silence)
-guy 2: Able directions Y E E, ur fat.

One Direction Infection

One direction Infection is only the best illness ever
Symptoms -
Excess Drooling, fainting and a major love for one direction; Harry styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.
Girl: Do you have bieber fever?
Shannon Fowler: No, i have one direction infection!
Girl: omg, me too!
Shannon Fowler: I love them!