cranky spanky

Someone so pissed off that he/she begins to rip off people's pants and violently spank their gluteus.

Dude I pissed my girl of so bad that she pulled a cranky spanky in the parking lot.

by Mitchy mitch December 23, 2015

dirty cranky

When you pop a cranky in your butthole (boof it) rather than consume via oral route.

Bing decided to do a dirty cranky today on her walk to Poland.

by Bingholio October 15, 2022

Cranky Panty

A being that is frustrated while wearing female underwear. Can be cute at the same time.

"Damn g, you a cranky panty."
"This woman was so cute but was a real cranky panty."

by Pr0Pabl0 January 3, 2021

Cranky Boner

A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.

Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?

by KingAlldis May 1, 2022

cranky

being a jerk or being an idot to your gf or your family

i was being cranky to my gf last week

by hans is mine July 7, 2021

cranky goat

When you done got yourself goat and you forgot to feed it so it rams you. Everybody has been there. Its so simple.

Well I barely had enough cash for the goat and I couldnt afford food, and whilst pondering a new moonshine recipe my cranky goat rammed me.

by KILLERKTM May 13, 2015

toddler nap cranky

Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.

When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.

Phone rings constantly at your job.

Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!

Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.

Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.

by Mots247365 December 14, 2012