A closet commie is a person who is a communist, yet is afraid to tell others that they are a communist. Oftentimes a factor of fear as being labeled as a communist is the cause of being a closet communist.
"I've taken several political ideology tests, I've read Marxist books, but yet I haven't told anyone I'm a communist yet".
- "Dude, you're a closet commie!"
- "Dude, you're a closet commie!"
by ms332 May 20, 2009
Villains in one of the many McBain movies featured on "The Simpsons" who are afraid to fight. See Communist and Nazi
McBain: Go UNICEF pennies, help the poor children. Commie-Nazis!
Commie-Nazi Pilot: I surrender!!
McBain: Not so fast! (breaks his neck)
Commie-Nazi Pilot: I surrender!!
McBain: Not so fast! (breaks his neck)
by Death to Trees January 7, 2004
oxymoron. communism is to the left, whereas fascism (nazis) is to the right. both are authoritarian, and both are very extreme. but it proves, again, that the left is muc better than the right... stalin or hitler?... we all know the answer.
by trevor_clark_12@yahoo.com December 30, 2005
by Mclovin_my_dck July 19, 2017
by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016
Rule 8 of /r/MURICA subreddit.
Whenever you utter the word "commie," you must insert a "damn" before.
Whenever you utter the word "commie," you must insert a "damn" before.
by masongr April 12, 2014
Someone who is either selfish or selfless by the fact that when one member of the household receives a gift that it should be used and enjoyed by everyone.
1. Call me a domestic commie, but I want a nice jacket that will fit both my sister and myself for my birthday.
2. Looks like dad is going domestic commie this Christmas. He's putting the plasma T.V. in the living room!
3. Come on! Be a domestic commie and share your toys with me. I always let you play with mine!
2. Looks like dad is going domestic commie this Christmas. He's putting the plasma T.V. in the living room!
3. Come on! Be a domestic commie and share your toys with me. I always let you play with mine!
by anonymous101lol February 17, 2014