Coffee 

What I like to put in my sugar.

Coffee is best used as an additive to substances like sugar and cream, but consumed in excess, ruins the flavour and experience of quality sugar.

Coffee by Person174920382263 December 29, 2010

Coffee 

1) adjective

Term used to describe that which is entirely awesome, profound, or otherwise regarded as favorable.

2) noun

An object of awesomeness.

synonyms: awesome, cool
antonyms: decaf

1)
A: I just pwned some noobs on Counterstrike.
B: Dude, that's so coffee.

2)
A: I found $100!
B: Coffee!

Coffee by David Fier November 11, 2004

Coffee 

Hot Morning Drank.

Man 1: Hey I'm making coffee.
Man 2: Yo make me a cup of dat "Hot Morning Drank"!

Coffee by OutlandishSnake September 25, 2017

Coffee 

My life source

GIVE ME THE DAMN COFFEE OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE

Coffee by YourMotherIsDeadInside June 10, 2018

Coffee 

A black liquid that gives me energy and a will to live.

I was wondering why I was feeling so crappy, and then I realized I hadn't had any coffee this morning.

Coffee by The Napping Queen February 9, 2019

Coffee 

Something people drink to activate their inner intelligence, also to be harassed about how much cream and sugar they put in it.

"Hey Cam, Want some Coffee with that cream?! HAHAHAHA!!"

Coffee by Lee_Harvey_Oswald October 23, 2019

Coffee 

Aka Brown morning potion.

The substance that prevents mass homicide and keeps humanity alive

If I don't get coffee, all of yall are gonna die

Coffee by MayaGreensleeves11 November 16, 2019