A form of backslang and bastardised French with 'agreements' added on to the end of words spoken in the Midlands in the 1990s.
Omelette krow e ya it zeet, un bol a commissariat et un boite de chocolat sa y a y a y - is the Clive language for homework!

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Mobile Phone-Angeruf de mobiley bonjour
Toffee Crisp-Eefot it spirc but prom
Videoworld-Dlrow d'o'div it deet
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The Lord almighty who shall be praised for being their for all of us.

A man who knows also how to speak to the younger gen using memes and catchy ads
The man the myth the legend Clive Palmer is making titanic 2
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The Man who makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons.

If you have seen the movie Shoot 'Em Up you know what I speak of...this man can kill you with a carrot...
The Baddest S.O.B on any action movie...Bruce Willis comes in second to this guy
He is a badass british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that's like...o wait you dont because you're not Clive Owen
"Chuck Norris should watch his ass, here comes Clive Owen (Smith)"

Donna: "Who are you Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I'm a British Nanny and I'm Dangerous"

Hertz: "What's a matter, you don't like that story? Why dont you tell me one...I know, how about the one with the woman and the baby"!
Smith: "Maybe later, when i'm putting you to sleep".
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anyone who enjoys eating muff for long periods of time
ben jones loves to clive munch all the time
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to play any Card game with more than one person and acting harmless so people over look your threat while moving in for the kill in other words being a sneaky git
"ahh your totaly trying to do a clive kelly on us"
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A mythical individual who resided in Saginaw Michigan who’s main claim to fame was using obscene language on CB, AM and FM radio in the 70’s.
Dude, he keyed the mic and went full Clive Walker Brown.

Clive Walker Brown said he’d waltz your wife around the room like a dog in heat.
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What the fuck is clive named five?
nine, eight, seven, six, five, clive named five!
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