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chess simp 

When you don’t take the queen in a game of chess even though the opportunity is obvious. Done out of π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘ π‘π‘’π‘π‘ for women.
Term first coined by the Trash Taste podcast, when they held their chess tournament arc.
Chess Noob: β€œWhy didn’t they take the queen?”
Chess Expert: β€œMy child, they’re a chess simp.”
Chess Noob: β€œAh, I see.”
chess simp by The Peanuts King August 25, 2020
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Chess Incantation 

The act of chanting, singing, recitation you make in the course of a chess game (usually in fun blitz chess and Bullet Chess Formats) just to motivate oneself to win.
John enjoys chess incantation when playing blitz chess.

Don't distract me with your chess incantation.

Chess Incantation spurs me to win more online chess games.
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chess hustler

Chess player who hang out in parks, mainly in New York City, talk a ton of trash, some may cheat and may play for small amounts of money.
Be carefull with that chess hustler, he's a sly one.
chess hustler by Iberia August 21, 2016

chess virgin 

A noob chess player who had never mated anyone.
Cocky player: "you're so bad at this. You must be a chess virgin"
Opponent: *cries inside*
chess virgin by Inhaledeeply December 16, 2013

chess with friends 

A game mostly played in the high desert area of California. It often involves methamphetamine, large amounts of vodka and crazy large bosomed women.
Does anyone want to play "chess with friends"?
chess with friends by TuloLegit2Quit December 30, 2014

Chess Club

A group of intellectual and witty students meeting up once a week to hone their chess playing skills. Chess club members welcome all people who can have a fun time while using their brain. Some call chess club members nerds but these people are merely jealous.
The chess club meeting was a success. We added three new members to our club and we learned some new tricks!
Chess Club by madisonrenee November 7, 2011

Chess Gloves 

Chess Gloves are used while playing chess to prevent the pieces slipping out of sweaty hands.
"My hands are sweaty, thank goodness I'm wearing my chess gloves!"
Chess Gloves by High roller November 9, 2012