Part of speech:
Verb
Synonyms:
Friendzoned
Definitions:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level
2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.
Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Virtual Castration or Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.
However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.
Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.
Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
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Verb
Synonyms:
Friendzoned
Definitions:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level
2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.
Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Virtual Castration or Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.
However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.
Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.
Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
#friendzone#friend#zone#friendzoning#friendzoned#relationships#castration
Example: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she would have those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed undergo Virtual Castration through Friendzoning.
by Coug737 November 3, 2018
Get the Virtual Castrationmug. (noun) the act of tone policing humor, beliefs, and other thoughts seen as politically incorrect, often using insults that demean virginal males to tone police.
Calling a guy an incel for saying most women are “looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6’5”, blue eyes” is social castration.
by saintsundere July 12, 2024
Get the social castrationmug. A game where a challenge takes place (Like keeping the man from orgasming for 10-20 minutes) and a wager is made (cock, balls, or both). If the man loses the challenge, whatever is wagered is cut off.
by RandoFucker March 20, 2025
Get the castration gamblingmug. You had better not have cut your fucking weiners of you assholes! I swear to fucking God I will kill the absolute shit out of you!
Hym "No, fuck you if you did a fucking castration to spite me I swear to fucking God I'm making robot dicks. That's my next fucking endeavor. 'Robot dicks for idiots' I'm calling it. If you cocksuckers did that I swear.... Rrrmmm. You motherfuckers. I am going to be pissed. You need to use your fucking shit-head right."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
Get the Castrationmug. by Dudeman338 April 5, 2023
Get the ballistic castrationmug. When some thing, usually a joke, is worsened by removing parts of it, most often because of reasons like morality, censorship or being afraid of social consequences.
Ex. 1:
"Hey have you seen that new episode of this show already? It was pretty good IMO"
"Yeah, but they castrated a Grinch with that Tianmen Square joke near the end"
Ex. 2:
"Did you know that they had to remove like 1/3 of the script just because she didn't like it?"
"What? No way! They would never castrate a Grinch like this!"
"Hey have you seen that new episode of this show already? It was pretty good IMO"
"Yeah, but they castrated a Grinch with that Tianmen Square joke near the end"
Ex. 2:
"Did you know that they had to remove like 1/3 of the script just because she didn't like it?"
"What? No way! They would never castrate a Grinch like this!"
by GalaxyPL December 2, 2021
Get the Castrate a Grinchmug. the methodical removal of dissent and masculinity from public discourse via feminine-based terms of service (anti-hate speech guidelines) and feminine policy (diversity, equity, inclusion), enacted by other users
When women call me an incel for saying women would rather date a good looking guy instead of an ugly guy, this is social castration.
by saintsundere August 31, 2024
Get the social castrationmug.