1. The best way to lose all your friends and diminish your chance of ever getting a girlfriend and having sex, all in one day. Also the best way, next to myspace, to get stalked by an internet pervert.
2. The real reason for childhood obesity in the United States.
2. The real reason for childhood obesity in the United States.
Call Of Duty Player: HELL YEA!!!! tweny kills and four deaths, I pwned!!!!
Girl: Wow, what a fucking tool.
Girl: Wow, what a fucking tool.
by Arman B. December 19, 2010
by KnightTalos March 30, 2015
Call of Duty - A game filled with bitching 5 year old kids with parents who will yell at you when their kid threatens to hack you. Sure it was fun for a while until cheaters, boosters, and modders came in. Tantrums, Threats, and Hackers are only half of what makes cod a bullshit game.
Here is what happens in an average Call Of Duty Game:
6 year old: "OMG HE KILLLED MEEEE YHU SUK Y U DO DAAAATTTT"
Adult: "Kid, fuck off and get a life"
Kid: "Shut up you bitch ass cunt whore fuck ass"
Adult: "Bro, do u even lift?"
Kid: "HEY IM GUNA HACK YHU TONITE"
Adult: "... Yeah sure"
*gets booted offline*
Kid: "Cracker not gonna-" *gets hacked*
*Adult comes back*
Adult: "Wow what a fag"
Normal Player: "Bro, that was kinda extreme."
Adult: "YOU WANNA GO TO????
6 year old: "OMG HE KILLLED MEEEE YHU SUK Y U DO DAAAATTTT"
Adult: "Kid, fuck off and get a life"
Kid: "Shut up you bitch ass cunt whore fuck ass"
Adult: "Bro, do u even lift?"
Kid: "HEY IM GUNA HACK YHU TONITE"
Adult: "... Yeah sure"
*gets booted offline*
Kid: "Cracker not gonna-" *gets hacked*
*Adult comes back*
Adult: "Wow what a fag"
Normal Player: "Bro, that was kinda extreme."
Adult: "YOU WANNA GO TO????
by I Shit on Hippies November 23, 2013
1) A scripted WWII shooter made by a large chunk of the medal of honour team. Historically acurate, and one of the best WWII multiplayer games available. Unfortunately, it suffers in single player from two sources. First, it is extremely scripted and not freeline enough for some people. Secondly, the enemies have the annoying habit of getting up as soon as you kill them and on harder dificulties seem to be way to accurate. A must buy for people who like that sorta game.
2) A phrase referring to conscription in world wars I and II.
2) A phrase referring to conscription in world wars I and II.
1) I just completed call of duty. Man, that game is amazing.
2) When their country called, they answered the call of duty.
2) When their country called, they answered the call of duty.
by Aratos February 22, 2004
When you have to shit so badly that you feel the turtle running for the finishline before you can run to the toilet!
Yo beyatch don't mean to cut you short, but I'm having a call of duty and I needs to find the John Pronto!! Ya dizzle?
by Andi February 18, 2005
Hey, I was gonna marry some woman and settle down with children, but what's the point when I can just play Call of Duty?
But what about dinner?
Take-away?
But what about dinner?
Take-away?
by Ilovemorganfreeman April 12, 2010
While a man is doing a woman (any position) and she opens her mouth to moan from the hot sex your friend hiding in the other room enters and sneaks up and poops in her mouth, thus the "Call" of duty.
Oh, man, while boning Jessica last night, Steve came in and hella gave her a Call of Duty when she was calling out my name.
by thedaniel February 22, 2010